rneerkat:

“youre always on your computer” well ur always on my nerves

(via date)

h0odrich:

not interested dot com forward slash you

(via date)

punacceptable:

my life plan

• plan a: win the lottery
• plan b: there is no plan b
• plan c: refer to plan a

(via date)

reginamlls:

i think one day god was like man this place is getting fucking boring and then he made rebel wilson thanks god u did good

(via loserslol)

doll-ballet:

It’s so sad that some of the loveliest and kindest people dislike themselves a lot

(via sumo-bear)

jaclcfrost:

jaclcfrost:

turns emotions into a flea

puts that flea in a box

puts that box in another box

mails that box to myself

smashes it with a hammer

actually

to save on postage i’ll just poison them

with this

(via sumo-bear)